Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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