I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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