fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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