that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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