I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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