You're completely useless in the revolution.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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