Moan for me like Helen Keller
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We don't watch enough power rangers
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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