i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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