My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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