Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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