But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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