it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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