yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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