either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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