on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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