Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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