Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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