Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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