Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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