"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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