I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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