I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
this just has baby written all over it
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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