Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
is that a dick in a sweater?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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