I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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