i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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