I am in a vortex of obligation.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
