that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I see more hoeing in ur future
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