did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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