there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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