the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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