Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You ate ashes out of my bong
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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