kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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