So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We need to get me chipped asap
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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