mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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