her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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