we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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