Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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