So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick has a subreddit
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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