I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
this will be a night to untag.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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