now i know why i became what i already was.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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