i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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