I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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