God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
