Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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