It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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