I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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