I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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