They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study