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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?

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  Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.

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  Ohh that happened after I started to cry.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..

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• (631): View more from New York

  we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen

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• (585): View more from New York

  You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.

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  I told you to check, dude

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  Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores

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• (585): View more from New York

  Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.

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• (562): View more from California

  I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs

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  the cheaper the better

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study

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