TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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