There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
