Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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