11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
oh god the rape fog is back!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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