Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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