He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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