So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She even gives head with a lisp.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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