yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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