I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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